Or maybe eventually decide to figure things out for ourselves.
Or, we'd be yelling "EDDDDD!" instead, but I don't think that'd get us very far, because every time I ask Ed for help, he spends like three minutes trying to figure something out... makes the same mistakes I do, and then either says "ask Kirk" or "Figure it out yourself."
That's why I like you more than Ed. Ed is useless to me. He's also not nearly as sweet.